September 2009
fmylife:
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
food for thought..
You’ll get mixed up of course, as you already know. So be sure when you step, step with care and great tact and remember that life’s a great balancing act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And NEVER mix up your right foot with your left.
oh shit fuck
fmylife:
Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in my life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who’re happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I’ve been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not my actual ‘friends’. FML
Reblog this so people know who you are:
rooofie:
amnesiac1331:
outofthewindow:
Name: Katherine Tumblr Name: katmuffin Nickname: kat.kitty.kitkat. Birthday: Nov. 28 Age: 18 Location: NYC High school: Hunter Current job: Hot Topic Status: not interested in professional time wasters.. Random fact about you: I’m optimistic Hobbies/Interests: books, vamps, hello kitty, chai tea latte, not giving a fuck. Do you smoke/drink: yes/no...
remember when things were simple?
and friendship didn’t reek of self indulgent beneficiaries.
*sigh
Im sick
botulinum:
katmuffin:
botulinum:
I hate being sick it blows
bleh join the club :[
80% of my school is sick.
change in weather perhaps? I live in nyc and the train rides suck the most when you have people coughing and sneezing in such a tight space! x_x
Im sick
botulinum:
I hate being sick it blows
bleh join the club :[
omfg.
fmylife:
Today, I decided that enough was enough and made a doctors appointment regarding the fact that I’ve never had a period. Apparently the reason I had never had a period is because my testicles never descended and remained where my ovaries should have been. Technically speaking, I’m a man. FML
10278.) I wish I had the courage to tell you that...
vermicide:
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and that cellular, will be the death of us i...
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